irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

"I’m scared, Lee."

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

worlds scariest story

bewbin:

in the deep vastness of space no  one can hear you sneeze

NO ONE WILL SAY BLESS YOU 

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

Anonymous

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60